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Ralphie in [POTM] for January 2012
I dont care what the random order generating gods of the twelve server say, Jims post is easily the best of the month. I suspect the reason it didnt get the most votes outright is due to there being a bunch of virgins who couldn't relate to it on here.

Having said that, shaun was hilarious as always.
Pretty much all those stones the hippies wave around are some form of quartz. Citrine, Amethyst, Agate, Carnelian, Jasper, Onyx etc etc. Its all just a chunk of silica with various inclusions that impart the colour.

And now this thread is riveting milk and rock discussion.
Wastey wrote:
Dont drink milk and you will turn out like a abo, there bones are so easy to break.…


"Watch what happens when you don't drink your milk kids"

*smashes abo in the kneecap with a hammer*

"See kids! Drink your milk up or your bones will explode like eggshells."
Ralphie in Delicious Cauliflower Salad
He does have a point though. Lots of lifting programs designed to put on muscle recommend milk as a cheap and easy to ingest source of protein, ie GOMAD (Gallon of milk a day). Personally I think I would puke if i tried to drink fucking 4 litres of milk every day, plus the calorie/fat content is way...
Ralphie in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
You're not alone Stackee, I find elder scrolls games boring as hell. After trying morrowind and oblivion, I do not give a flying 747 sized fuck about how many GAME OF THE MILLENIUM OMG awards Skyrim wins, I'm not going near it. Its like playing an mmo, but there's nobody to gank and ruin their exper...
Ralphie in Delicious Cauliflower Salad
Fair point Mr Semantics. I dunno who is going to want to eat a whole head of broccoli and cauliflower in one sitting though. I would estimate the entire recipe has about 15-17g protein based on the quantity listed. I'm trying to get at least 150g protein per day currently, so yeah, I'd dump some tun...
Ralphie in Bob's Album
My favourite is people doing self portrait duck face shots with Leicas. Seen that a couple of times. I'm just waiting for the day I see someone duckfacing into a Hasselblad. I guess if you're only using one lens the cap isnt an issue. I tend to lose them like crackheads lose teeth though, so I have ...