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hekate in Office Drone Hive 2015
artwork list wrote:
Image 6.3: An example of a prophetic limb issued to legless soldiers


If only they'd had the prophetic limb before they lost their leg(s) …
hekate in Office Drone Hive 2015
So any other drones occupying the hive today? Our office is pretty dead. I reckon there might be about 15 people all up. Apparently we're supposed to stay til the end of the day, but I'm not sure that whoever is in charge of locking up will want to stay that long so I'm hoping they kick us out in an...
hekate in Office Drone Hive 2015
So I get to work today and go to the kitchen to put my lunch in one of the fridges, which are typically full of moldy forgotten lunches. Found a post package - cue me ranting about who the fuck leaves their post in the fridge when there's not enough room for food … I pulled it out and it was address...
I was in a $2 shop at lunchtime as a colleague was after a rolling pin. We didn't find any, but we did find these two items: http://im12.it/g/24755 Face stick http://im12.it/g/24756 Movable stick They also had wigs so you could dress up from that time when Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were in Fla...
hekate in Office Drone Hive 2015
management textbook wrote:
The belief that by working together they can create greater synergies and value-creating opportunities provides the ongoing incentive to negotiate


Because the hive has been lacking synergy lately
Fork wrote:
Very good to see you teaching him the classics Hekate+Bain :)

Have you got Go the Fuck to Sleep? If you haven't already I assume you'll be getting a few copies of them as gifts shortly haha.

No but we've seen it. Very apt since Aedan was up for four hours last night …
Dog http://im12.it/g/24738 Dog has lots of textured panels and pull tabs to make dogs move. It has a rhyming story describing each dog on the page. http://im12.it/g/24737 Kids will love: touching all the furry tails, ears etc., trying to pull off moving parts and learning to work the pull tabs Pare...
Since there are a few of us with babies and little kids, I thought I'd start a thread on children's books. Where's Spot? http://im12.it/g/24731 It's dinner time and Spot is missing! His mum, Sally, goes looking for him. She seems pretty unconcerned about all the dangerous animals hiding around the h...
hekate in Office Drone Hive 2015
Word of the day frustoconical (n): having the shape of a frustum of a cone. (frustum - a cone or pyramid whose tip has been truncated to a plane parallel to its base) Appeared in an intellectual property law textbook I'm working on in a discussion of Coca-Cola Co v PepsiCo Inc (No 2) (2014) 109 IPR ...
hekate in Utopia
Spoon wrote:
To be fair, that seems to apply whether you work in government or just any office.

We have a new IT manager who decided to set up a standing desk. He's very tall so looks like a giant meerkat looming over that corner of the office.
The other two IT guys now also have standing desks …
hekate in Office Drone Hive 2015
That sounds like a really shitty situation for you, that sort of thing will really ruin your day / week. Sounds like a really shitty situation for him too since he's likely batshit crazy and in need of some serious help. Shitty situations for everyone! I just laughed it off actually. I've been rand...
hekate in Utopia
Fun wrote:
My organisation, the Metropolitan Planning Authority, is frighteningly similar to the NBA in Utopia.

The entire show is an unsettlingly accurate commentary on the industry.

Bain finds it hard to watch because it's eerily similar to his government place of work
hekate in Office Drone Hive 2015
I went for a walk around the park at lunch with a work friend. As we walked past a covered bbq/seating area, some crazy bearded homeless guy with a trolley starting yelling at me, starting with stuff like 'you can shut up, four-eyes', then progressed to calling me a fucking slut. Not sure what I did...