Office Drone Hive [HALFWAY THERE: Wednesdays]

[Darkshaunz]

Hey guys,

(Slave)Shaunz here, I'm at the office like 50 minutes before start time as usual.

Give me some work-friendly sites to browse when I have don't have much to do.

Keep in mind that my supervisor sits behind me, but usually faces the other way.

In before constant links to lemonparty/meatspin which will result in me losing my job and not being to feed my family for 3 months.

Technically, heaps of shit on this site could get me in trouble anyway. I'm kind of surprised it's not blocked (but Failbook is, roffle).

Have at it, you mangy curs.

Love,
Sparkles the Space Donkey

[Nonu]

lemonspin.com

[Remedial]

http://www.fmylife.com/
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
http://notalwaysright.com/
http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.php

[Hunterbob]

http://www.techeblog.com/
http://na.square-enix.com/chocobotales/ (purely for the kawaii)
http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
http://www.qwantz.com/archive/000640.html

[Darkshaunz]

http://www.fmylife.com/
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
http://notalwaysright.com/
http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.php

http://www.techeblog.com/
http://na.square-enix.com/chocobotales/ (purely for the kawaii)
http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
http://www.qwantz.com/archive/000640.html

Thumbs fucking up, thanks guys.

Will be handy on Moonday.

[gregoria]

http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.php

wasted soooo much time on this today.

[Spoon]

The site is fantastic.

[Ausedragon]

http://www.leekspin.com is great for the first 30 seconds, then just plummets...

[Moradim]

Today, my dad and I were cooking dinner. I asked him why it was called Extra Virgin Olive Oil. He told me it was because it was less skanky than the other kind. I love my dad. MLIA.

Great site.

*edit*

Today, I was walking up the stairs. Halfway through the staircase, there is a ledge that my cat likes to sit on so he can swat people when they walk by. This time, as I passed him, I held out my hand. We high-fived. MLIA

Oh God how hard I laughed at this one.

[Hunterbob]

Today, I was walking up the stairs. Halfway through the staircase, there is a ledge that my cat likes to sit on so he can swat people when they walk by. This time, as I passed him, I held out my hand. We high-fived. MLIA

Oh God how hard I laughed at this one.

That is amazing! hahahaha, I chuckeled indulgently at this too!

[Darkshaunz]

I need more text-based quote sites.

I am posting this from work.

Seriously considering bringing in like animu posters and just plastering them all over my workspace.

Screw the rules, I have green hair.

[Moradim]

Why don't you bring a book

[hekate]

Today I was pulled over for speeding and was clocked at going 17 miles per hour over the limit. When asked for my license and registration, I handed those over along with a Monopoly get out of jail free card, the cop laughed and let me go with a warning. MLIA

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for it going off during class. When I got home my mom asked me why she had a text earlier from me saying, "Rawwwrr! I'm a dinosaur and I'm coming to eat your children!" I still haven't gotten my phone back. MLIA

I'm going to stop myself at page 2 and make some pretence of doing work now so I can waste the afternoon 'filing emails'

Shaunz, you should decorate your workspace anyway. Mine has photos, pictures of John Kelly cows and random internet junk, plus a jellyfish made out of crepe paper and a paper plate, and a laminated pink butterfly with gold doilies for wing decorations. My colleague who sits next to me has lots of toys, as do I, so our cubicles look somewhat like a toyshop.

I also recommend:

I have Shakespeare and Intellectual, which used to live on my fridge before the sides of it got hidden with kitchen cupboards. Just need to get a magnetic whiteboard at work, and I'll never be productive again.

[Darkshaunz]

I did, I finished it.

Also I can't just read a book, as two of my bosses sit behind me and sometimes a third manager comes down.

I need to like, you know, be able to switch in and out fast.

Can't do that with a paperback.

[Darkshaunz]

I'm going to stop myself at page 2 and make some pretence of doing work now so I can waste the afternoon 'filing emails'

Shaunz, you should decorate your workspace anyway. Mine has photos, pictures of John Kelly cows and random internet junk, plus a jellyfish made out of crepe paper and a paper plate, and a laminated pink butterfly with gold doilies for wing decorations. My colleague who sits next to me has lots of toys, as do I, so our cubicles look somewhat like a toyshop.

I also recommend:

I have Shakespeare and Intellectual, which used to live on my fridge before the sides of it got hidden with kitchen cupboards. Just need to get a magnetic whiteboard at work, and I'll never be productive again.

/huggles~

Also lol @ Jellyfish.

I'll do it Hekate, I'll make my workspace into some bizzarre Hello Kitty Tentacle Rape Den!