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Hive Drone Roster
"Uniting all Twelvian Hive Clusters"


Spoon
of Hive Syra Networks
Hive Specialization: Programming and team management.
Actual title: [Co-]Lead Developer


Fork
of Hive "Fuck I Hate Everyone"
Hive Specialization: Code Monkey and troll extraordinaire
Actual Title: Programmer (iOS Specialist)


Darkshaunz
of Hive Malazer
Hive Specialization: Brochure & graphic design, proposal drafting, report administration & webmaster.
Actual Title: Senior Operations Executive


Hekate
of Hive (We have a company panda) Press
Hive Specialisation: In your English, fixing your spellings. Also project management of books from manuscript to print.
Actual Title: Managing Editor, Academic & Professional


Hunterbob
of Hive Cusco Systems
Hive Specialisation: Plugging shit into other shit
Actual Title: Lab Administrator (no lab coat though :()


Docilus
of Hive Oh Ess Eff
Hive Specialisation: All tasks complete after thirty minutes, playing computer games for the following eleven hours.
Actual Title: Security Officer


Moradim
of Hive Magna International
Hive Specialisation: Babysitting
Actual Title: Account Manager


Eutoph
of Specialty Gelato Bird Hive
Hive Specialisation: Feeding the world's caffeine addiction, one double shot soy mocha at a time.
Actual Title: Barista/All-rounder/Dishpig/Sexy Man Coffee Server


Jiminy
of Specialty German Diesel powerhouse hive
Hive Specialisation: Looking busy
Actual Title: National electronics training manager.


Tyrionn
of Hive Mountcastle Pty Ltd
Hive Specialisation: Amending the shortcomings of Australia's uneducated.
Actual Title: Assistant to Head of Sales


Cakes
of Hive Green Shirt Fresh Army
Hive Specialisation: Whipcracking King of the Aisle
Actual Title: Night Operations Manager/Captain.




Formatting Code for the Roster

[size=130][b]Forum username[/b][/size]
[i]of Hive (Your company name here)[/i]
[b]Hive Specialisation:[/b] (Your day to day job task)
[b]Actual Title:[/b] (Your job title, or what your namecard says you are)
Moradim
Today, my dad and I were cooking dinner. I asked him why it was called Extra Virgin Olive Oil. He told me it was because it was less skanky than the other kind. I love my dad. MLIA.


Great site.

*edit*
Today, I was walking up the stairs. Halfway through the staircase, there is a ledge that my cat likes to sit on so he can swat people when they walk by. This time, as I passed him, I held out my hand. We high-fived. MLIA


Oh God how hard I laughed at this one.
Hunterbob
Moradim wrote:
Today, I was walking up the stairs. Halfway through the staircase, there is a ledge that my cat likes to sit on so he can swat people when they walk by. This time, as I passed him, I held out my hand. We high-fived. MLIA


Oh God how hard I laughed at this one.

That is amazing! hahahaha, I chuckeled indulgently at this too!
Darkshaunz
I need more text-based quote sites.

I am posting this from work.

Seriously considering bringing in like animu posters and just plastering them all over my workspace.

Screw the rules, I have green hair.
hekate
Today I was pulled over for speeding and was clocked at going 17 miles per hour over the limit. When asked for my license and registration, I handed those over along with a Monopoly get out of jail free card, the cop laughed and let me go with a warning. MLIA


Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for it going off during class. When I got home my mom asked me why she had a text earlier from me saying, "Rawwwrr! I'm a dinosaur and I'm coming to eat your children!" I still haven't gotten my phone back. MLIA


I'm going to stop myself at page 2 and make some pretence of doing work now so I can waste the afternoon 'filing emails'

Shaunz, you should decorate your workspace anyway. Mine has photos, pictures of John Kelly cows and random internet junk, plus a jellyfish made out of crepe paper and a paper plate, and a laminated pink butterfly with gold doilies for wing decorations. My colleague who sits next to me has lots of toys, as do I, so our cubicles look somewhat like a toyshop.

I also recommend:
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I have Shakespeare and Intellectual, which used to live on my fridge before the sides of it got hidden with kitchen cupboards. Just need to get a magnetic whiteboard at work, and I'll never be productive again.
Darkshaunz
I did, I finished it.

Also I can't just read a book, as two of my bosses sit behind me and sometimes a third manager comes down.

I need to like, you know, be able to switch in and out fast.

Can't do that with a paperback.
Darkshaunz
hekate wrote:

I'm going to stop myself at page 2 and make some pretence of doing work now so I can waste the afternoon 'filing emails'

Shaunz, you should decorate your workspace anyway. Mine has photos, pictures of John Kelly cows and random internet junk, plus a jellyfish made out of crepe paper and a paper plate, and a laminated pink butterfly with gold doilies for wing decorations. My colleague who sits next to me has lots of toys, as do I, so our cubicles look somewhat like a toyshop.

I also recommend:
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I have Shakespeare and Intellectual, which used to live on my fridge before the sides of it got hidden with kitchen cupboards. Just need to get a magnetic whiteboard at work, and I'll never be productive again.


/huggles~

Also lol @ Jellyfish.

I'll do it Hekate, I'll make my workspace into some bizzarre Hello Kitty Tentacle Rape Den!
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