Fuck off Bruce Wayne, it's Juice Payne's time now.
I interrupt your scheduled everything to bring you the latest and greatest from abroad. You may recall I did something similar with Joker Toys, but only 6 people read that. So now I am diversifying OUT of just doing Joker toys in the hopes of expanding my target markets (Bored guys at work who aren't actually doing any work). So let's get on with this week's "QUALITY PRODUCTS CATALOGY - BY QUALITYSHAUNZ" installment.
No, this won't be a weekly thing, and yes, the last sentence was a waste of time (including this one).
I remember as a kid, I shat in the shape of a hello kitty figure
Bruce Lee may as well have been a super hero.
Goddamnit, Kim Jong Il. You truly destroy everything.
Get the fuck out of there, Mr. Incredishit.
Words are not enough to describe my rage.
JACKSTRAW THE ABNORMAL DRUG TRAFFICKER. Just like in the show!
Hahaha, oh wow.
Pooh Bear chilling out with his QUALITY Freuds.
You aren't spider unless you're SPIDAR man.
I am so buying my imaginary daughter this.
The latest "SPADER" man. Spading shit to the trash can.
"Robert Cop" was Robocop's drunk and epileptic brother.
Nobody fucks with Change Tomas King. Especially not Optimus Slime.
Does not require funny caption.
This game has all kind of happy ends.
Jamaica. I am disappoint.
One does not simply snowboard into Mordor.
What the fucking shit.
Louis Silk and her male friend. Did the fucking doing.
Naruto impresses the Justice League by slipping into the packaging.
Shirley Moore is loving in the moonlight, fighting lawsuits in the daylight.
NANANANA, BATTMAN, NANANANA. Seriously, is that a fucking light gun? Shit is so cash.
After Naruto left the league, Shrek replaced him.
Your kids will want, UZAY, Death Star gunner. He destroyed Alderaan, you know.
Pikachu uses Pedostare! It was strangely erotic!
Superman's Final Bankai Form Ride.
I thank my fellow /co/mrades.
Dark "QUALITY CONTROL" Shaunz
Twelve Tacticool Team