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Mexi
Just to show you all what a generous, selfless person the Kon is, I thought I'd share an up-to-date list of her personal items that I've "borrowed" over the 7 years we've been bestest buddies, and never intend to return:

1 x $300 Sass & Bide dress
1 x $200 Alannah Hill cardigan
1 x purple stockings with the crotch burnt out (sorry about that)
1 x red & white singlet (now covered in fake tan)
1 x BEACHED AS t-shirt from Supre
1 x hot as pair of black shoes
1 x sexy grey boots
1 x striped black bra that really doesn't fit
2 x multi coloured underpants (that I intend to wash and return, I swear... Although I'm not sure they were clean when I borrowed them)
2 x hair clips (1 pagged on)
1 x bottle of vodka that could actually be filled with water (you bitch)
and not to mention all the bacon I've devoured from her fridge.

After reading that list I think I owe her an apology...
Tristen
I'd like to see the following items on you please:

1 x sexy grey boots
1 x striped black bra that really doesn't fit
2 x multi coloured underpants (that I intend to wash and return, I swear... Although I'm not sure they were clean when I borrowed them)
Konstantine
Oh wow, I didn't even realize you had half of that stuff.

MY BOOTS!

You can keep the underpants though.
GenericElf
Tristen wrote:
I'd like to see the following items on you please:

1 x sexy grey boots
1 x striped black bra that really doesn't fit
2 x multi coloured underpants (that I intend to wash and return, I swear... Although I'm not sure they were clean when I borrowed them)


seconding.
Imakillu
Tristen wrote:
I'd like to see the following items on you please:

1 x sexy grey boots
1 x striped black bra that really doesn't fit
2 x multi coloured underpants (that I intend to wash and return, I swear... Although I'm not sure they were clean when I borrowed them)


Think you're doing it wrong. Y ou mean see them come off yes? :wink:
Bain
Ralphie wrote:
this thread is shit, im going to slap you next time i see you lauren


Make sure its with a closed fist or brick - repeatedly.
phinix
Bain wrote:
Ralphie wrote:
this thread is shit, im going to slap you next time i see you lauren


Make sure its with a closed fist or brick - repeatedly.


I personally love the brick, leave such pretty indentations
Mexi
Ralphie wrote:
this thread is shit, im going to slap you next time i see you lauren


You woman basher! Kon's still bruised from your last encounter!

And do you realise I'm from newcastle? Your head will be up some abo's ass before you so much as lay a finger on me.
Ralphie
Mexi wrote:
Ralphie wrote:
this thread is shit, im going to slap you next time i see you lauren


You woman basher! Kon's still bruised from your last encounter!

And do you realise I'm from newcastle? Your head will be up some abo's ass before you so much as lay a finger on me.


She loved it. You were jealous because I didnt give you a slap, admit it.
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