Magpie wrote:Thanks for that Cailo, you asked for my two cents so here it is.
I think you forgot to mention that about 5-6 months ago we were lucky to have 6 or 7 people turn up raid night(which I would organize) and most days I'd log in, we'd be lucky to see more than 2 people online. You were ready to hand GM over to just about anyone since the Moss bullshit almost ruined our guild. I kept trying to keep people to attending raids, doing dungeons or whatever. I made friends along the way through pugs including people from Exit Strategy. If it wasn't for people like me, Twelve as a guild would most likely not be raiding right now. What a short memory some people have...
What we see here is Magpie acknowledging that he needs to be told to stand up for himself instead of doing it without someones permission, a perfect example of a follower or drone as the zerg call them. Here the Drone explains of all the issues the Hive cluster had (Not the job one, the WoW one). He listed Duran stealing the zerg and merging them with protoss to be something more, but as usual with Hybrid experimenting, it succeeded only to a point. The Hive which Duran stole from still had Kerrigan, strong, but in a weak mental state. Kerrigan needed help and reinforcing. So this little Drone went looking for a Queen, a possible Zagara for the dear Kerrigan. This little Drone found Zagara on another planet with lots of other little drones and a few zerglings. This Drone instantly realised he had solely saved Kerrigans Hive, but really... He is just a pathetic forgettable Drone, yet to realise his place in the Hive.
Magpie wrote:Along with our recent guildies return, there have been some awesome people that I enjoy spending my time with while doing whatever we do, but there's been some fuckheads as well.
I'm not going to sugar coat anything, so I'm just going to name and shame!
The Little Drone went along enjoying harvesting his crystals with some fellow drones, enjoying his time, until certain units spawned.… DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.
Magpie wrote:A few weeks go Hobz gave us a glimpse of how much of a cunt he can be. It started with whispers to me and god know's who else constantly regarding the strats we were using.
Ok we know you've done mythic's 6 months ago(which I couldn't give a fuck about) since you reminded me several times that night thanks Hobz!
But when you decided to speak to Rose(our raid leader who I regard as a friend) like shit after I mentioned your suggestion, I thought why the fuck am I raiding with elitist wankers like this. We are a casual guild these days... It didn't take a rocket scientist to work out that you are a wanker.
The guild chat that followed with little drama queens like Dragnat adding fuel to the fire made me sick. Both of you cunts should be ashamed of yourselves!
Being a raid leader can be stressful enough without condescending cunts insisting that their strats are better and that any retard that can't handle it to be kicked... this is from someone that had been back with us for 2 weeks.
The drone became scared... He noticed something different... A new species among... THE HIVE!!!! It was ALEXEI STUKOV! Alexei Stukov had come forth and shown his true colours, he started with a few taunts and flexing to the little drone, showings his formidable reconstructed body. The drone became outraged when Stukov refuted Zagara, disrespecting her, but showing her that she lacks "VISION". The Drone noticed another zerg causing trouble... It was the grim disgusting... Drag... Dehaka., causing trouble by making suggestive remarks and actions. The Drone tried to empathise with Zagara, but failed, the Drone didn't have the correct mental capacity to handle such vision, he was stuck on mineral duty, yet to be even useful to make an Ultralisk den or his own Hive.
Magpie wrote:So you guys go ahead and enjoy sucking each others dicks in your happy fun raids and go ahead and hang shit on me, I COULD NOT GIVE A FUCK!
Some of us prefer 15-20 man raids these days anyway, so are much happier with our current group. We will continue to waste time talking shit, fucking around a bit, forget pots and rock up a bit late. We still manage to down a new boss every week that we raid.
Good luck with all of your rules and special thoughts guys, that sounds like shit loads of fun is about to pour into your raids! IT'S JUST A GAME!
I'd rather be in a progression group where we are all learning fights together for the first time. A group without dick heads whispering to each other questioning everything the raid leader is doing because they have been there and done that already.
I've been in this guild for over 10 years. I still love most of you idiots and to those that are friends still, I look forward to whatever the fuck the future holds.
Keyboard warriors go nuts, love Magpie.
The little drone was upset... Maddened, by such betrayal, he felt that all the zerg should just merge together and become one... Feast on each other.
The drone thought it was having fun with it's other drones when it left the Hive... But the day will come, when it will come back to the main Hive, where it's safely secured and strategically placed in a superior and more progressive position. The drone made it's peace with the fellow drones in the end and raged at those superior Zerg units for being better than the little drone.
- The Life of Magdrone.
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