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Tristen
Hello, My name is Michael. Some people refer to me as "oi dick head" and "is there someone in the those bushes ?"

I have a pooh cloth in the shower I like to use after I do a pooh to remove any unwanted dangle berries and I have recently developed a habit for dabbing the end of my penis with a piece of toilet paper after I urinate because I was so sick and tired of dribble piss down the side of my leg at 3am when I'm wearing trakies and no undies. This has lead to my wife calling me "dick dabber"

I am married, became a school teacher (I know right !?! Who the fuck saw that one coming ?) Purchased a house in the shire with the hobbits and my wife and I are 4 weeks away from ruining or lives... I mean enriching our lives with our first child.

I also joined a band and recorded a few songs for an EP. You can see a poor quality video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzJPYA1gEwE
I'm the drummer

Come join us for raiding in WoD and share stories about your dick dabbing experiences.
Tristen
Tristen wrote:
Hello, My name is Michael. Some people refer to me as "oi dick head" and "is there someone in the those bushes ?"

I have a pooh cloth in the shower I like to use after I do a pooh to remove any unwanted dangle berries and I have recently developed a habit for dabbing the end of my penis with a piece of toilet paper after I urinate because I was so sick and tired of dribble piss down the side of my leg at 3am when I'm wearing trakies and no undies. This has lead to my wife calling me "dick dabber"

I am married, became a school teacher (I know right !?! Who the fuck saw that one coming ?) Purchased a house in the shire with the hobbits and my wife and I are 4 weeks away from ruining or lives... I mean enriching our lives with our first child.

I also joined a band and recorded a few songs for an EP. You can see a poor quality video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzJPYA1gEwE
I'm the drummer

Come join us for raiding in WoD and share stories about your dick dabbing experiences.


so this is why I quit drinking port.…
Beefyfife
Tristen wrote:
Hello, My name is Michael. Some people refer to me as "oi dick head" and "is there someone in the those bushes ?"

I have a pooh cloth in the shower I like to use after I do a pooh to remove any unwanted dangle berries and I have recently developed a habit for dabbing the end of my penis with a piece of toilet paper after I urinate because I was so sick and tired of dribble piss down the side of my leg at 3am when I'm wearing trakies and no undies. This has lead to my wife calling me "dick dabber"

I am married, became a school teacher (I know right !?! Who the fuck saw that one coming ?) Purchased a house in the shire with the hobbits and my wife and I are 4 weeks away from ruining or lives... I mean enriching our lives with our first child.

I also joined a band and recorded a few songs for an EP. You can see a poor quality video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzJPYA1gEwE
I'm the drummer

Come join us for raiding in WoD and share stories about your dick dabbing experiences.


In MS Paint draw yourself and your bandmates as hobbits performing in the Shire. The name of your band is now the Dick Dabbers and you must also make a logo and banner for your band! Top Hats and Monocles are bonus points. Any other obscure references you can find regarding Twelve will be met with praise (unless you do a shit job, then scorn!). No loot until you complete this!
Hunterbob
Beefyfife wrote:
In MS Paint draw yourself and your bandmates as hobbits performing in the Shire. The name of your band is now the Dick Dabbers and you must also make a logo and banner for your band! Top Hats and Monocles are bonus points. Any other obscure references you can find regarding Twelve will be met with praise (unless you do a shit job, then scorn!). No loot until you complete this!

This is great! :lol:
Beefyfife
doesnt matter, it was clearly wasted.
Beefyfife
Spoon wrote:
Beefyfife wrote:
doesnt matter, it was clearly wasted.

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