The First Brood Hive: Over 500 pages of Drone Hiving
(There be gems in here. Beware - the ancient site be large and unruly!)
The Second Brood Hive: 198 pages of eternal agony
The Third Brood Hive: 56 pages of mind bending torture
The Forth Brood Hive: 67 pages of unending suffering
Twelvians at work.
Firstly, a warm welcome to all the new Twelvians that have recently signed up to join our loving community. This is the Drone Hive, where all employed persons (regardless of their station) are encouraged to share their stories, mundane updates, daily drudgery and other psychobabble from their working life. In this thread, all Drones are recognized as being equal in their sharing of soul shattering stories and tales of torment. It is my hope that this thread will alleviate and soothe the pandemonium that all participants of the rat-race inevitably face every working day.
I urge you to sign up to the drone roster (check the format below) - and join the mindless ranks of crystal-harvesting Drones!
There is pretty much only one rule for this thread: Keep the pictures/links Safe for Work.
Hive Drone Roster (11 Drones and counting)
"Uniting all Twelvian Hive Clusters"
of Hive Malazer
Hive Specialisation: Proposals, reports, admin support & operational bullshit
Actual Title: Senior Operations Executive
of Same Fucking Company
Hive Specialisation: Quelling riots, putting retards in their place and looking out the window
Actual Title: iOS Programmer, DB Manager, Tier 3 Support
of Hive SNP
Hive Specialisation: Vamperising people.
Actual Title: Phlebotomist
of Hive University Press
Hive Specialisation: editing stuff, checking ePub files, managing freelance drones
Actual Title: Managing Editor, Academic & Professional
of Hive Tower Erections
Hive Specialisation: Making sure other people changed the right shit
Actual Title: Design Admin and Support
of Hive German Diesel Powerhouse
Hive Specialisation: Stopping retards from breaking expensive things
Actual Title: National Electronics Training Manager
of Hive Faster Internets
Hive Specialisation: Everything marketing related.
Actual Title: Digital Marketing Lead
of Hive SAS
Hive Specialisation: Helping government places to collect all your information and use it to judge you.
Actual Title: Technical Consultant
of Hive Internet Thing Selling
Hive Specialization: Keeping idiots in check
Actual title: Lead Developer | Senior Manager
of Hive holy shit that oil price
Hive Specialisation: Reaping coal of its gas, doing anything but what im getting paid for
Actual Title: Electrical/Instrumentation Start up Tech
of Hive raping the earth
Hive Specialisation: Earthrape equipment performance
Actual Title: Maintenance Analysis & Improvement Superintendent
Formatting Code for the Roster
(If you are a new Drone, please reply to this thread using the following code)
[i]of Hive (Your company name here)[/i]
[b]Hive Specialisation:[/b] (Your day to day job task)
[b]Actual Title:[/b] (Your job title, or what your namecard says you are)