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Office Drone Hive 2015

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hekate
IT guy wrote:
To: Melbourne office
Subject: Mouse in Drawers

Hey All,
Just located lots of Mouse extract in my drawers.
Looks like some one had good weekend eating my cereals, chocolates and pandols.
Keep your food in Tupperware or covered else ready for disgust I just cleaned.

Hunterbob
hekate wrote:
IT guy wrote:
To: Melbourne office
Subject: Mouse in Drawers

Hey All,
Just located lots of Mouse extract in my drawers.
Looks like some one had good weekend eating my cereals, chocolates and pandols.
Keep your food in Tupperware or covered else ready for disgust I just cleaned.


You could totally catch one and have a little desk friend!
Fork
What's scarier, the fact there's still a mouse running around or that there's a poop infested drawer they most likely didn't clean properly somewhere in the office?
Remedial
Nothing in the email suggested he cleaned it at all, likely all the poop is still there.

Worst part about technical consulting is going to other peoples desks and have to touch their desk/keyboard.
Hunterbob
Remedial wrote:
Nothing in the email suggested he cleaned it at all, likely all the poop is still there.

Worst part about technical consulting is going to other peoples desks and have to touch their desk/keyboard.

Just buy some trendy gloves and pretend you hate everyone.
Hanlol
Took blood from 40 patients today.

I've been home for just under 2 hours and I'm 6 beers deep.

Looooong motherfucking day.

Keen for Thursday and Friday.
Docilus
Hanlol wrote:
I've been home for just under 2 hours and I'm 6 beers deep.

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Hanlol
Yeah I'm only working half days on Thursday and Friday, so that's tomorrow! Woo!

Today won't be tooooo bad. Probably do under 30 which is better.

TI5 finals are on this weekend. Going to smash that out for sure.
Neifelheim
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-24/y … nd/6645596

I survived the cull.

Got transferred to a different company owned mine close by (Ashton Coal) about 6 weeks ago as the writing was pretty much on the wall for a loooong time.

Much more profitable and easier place to mine.

The caveat was I had a to take a feds (operators) role instead my old role as a mechanical fitter. A week ago they offered me a fitters role which I turned down as same pay less work less responsibility.

So I'm happy but there is a lot (more) of dudes that have to try and find a 'normal' paying job now.
Jiminy
I'm so glad the mining boom is winding down. I'm so sick of the superiority complex our Perth branch has developed ever since it started. The sooner Perth is back to a forgotten about, back water town the better. In regards to my company that is.
Darkshaunz
Jiminy wrote:
I'm so glad the mining boom is winding down. I'm so sick of the superiority complex our Perth branch has developed ever since it started. The sooner Perth is back to a forgotten about, back water town the better. In regards to my company that is.


Enough sodium here to justify an exploratory committee to establish a salt mine.
Shrill
Remedial wrote:
Nothing in the email suggested he cleaned it at all, likely all the poop is still there.


You don't clean desk drawers. As most office furniture is standardised, you just remove all identifying contents and swap the defiled elements with someone who is either on leave or an unoccupied desk.

This also explains how he ended up with a mouse poop drawer when he returned from holidays.

This is also why you always check your chair for unexplained stains when you have been away for a while.
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