Today is THE RACE THAT STOPS THE NATION day!
But only one state gets the day off or some shit, or two days off what the fuck?
Anyway, anyone put their mortgage up on a horsie?
Got flowers in your beard or up your eyelids?
Doing anything special at work? Lunch and champagne?
Any hot tips? Reckon the Japs will take it? Wish you were a horse?