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Congratulations go to Darkshaunz for winning Post of the Month for October 2014.

Below is the post in its entirety. The original post: 'Re: Clicker Heroes'.

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Darkshaunz wrote:
Fun wrote:
I really don't understand this, why bother if you don't even have to click..?


I also do not understand the point, but I've lost control of the situation entirely.

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Twelve
In second place we have hekate with the post: 'Re: Office Drone Hive 2014 [Miners are not real people]'.

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hekate wrote:
Darkshaunz wrote:
What opportunities or challenges do you hope our Graduate Program will provide for you?*

Correct answer: I hope to discover new methods of innovation, creativity and productivity in the Graduate Program. I wish for the opportunity to demonstrate my capability to work in a team context, learn leadership skills, and multi-skill myself. In this modern age of unbridled and constantly evolving industry mechanics , an individual needs to be able to do everything efficiently, effectively and emphatically.

Challenges are something I thrive on, like a hungry venus flytrap that has blossomed beside the carcass of a freshly slaughtered lamb. Feed me the souls of those vanquished in first stage interviews, and I shall feast on their essences - transforming myself from a chrysalis of pure and dynamic business paradigms. Unlike the pitiful sea of maggots at the surface of the employment pool, I rise above the rest in my photosynthesizing and carnivorous brilliance.


Dear Mr Dark Shaunz
Your application has been received, and we have actioned it through the appropriate channels. Our human resources drone subhive's initial output indicates that you have a high level of familiarity with the organisation's business functions and culture. We felt, however, that there could have been an increased level of synergy in your abstract, reflecting the innovative interactions between our
minions
employees and the
hive mind
organisation, whereby synergistic dynamic paradigms are generated and mitosis occurs.

Are you available for an interview next Tuesday at 10 am so we can further discuss the synergistic opportunities that this role offers?
Twelve
And in third place we have Seylana with the post: 'Re: Office Drone Hive 2014 [Miners are not real people]'.

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Seylana wrote:
I finally quit my job on Wednesday! My manager handed in his notice on Monday too so now the fucker is going to be left with nobody! We both gave till the end of next week but I haven't been paid for last week so fuck that.

Outta this shithole bitchessssss
Twelve
Which now brings us to our Posters of the month. These are the people that received the most overall votes for their posts throughout the month.

1) Spoon with a total of 19 votes

2) Darkshaunz with a total of 16 votes

3) Fork with a total of 9 votes

Congratulations to all the winners and we hope to see even more quality content from everyone next month!
Twelve
Statistics for October 2014


Threads started: 30
Total posts: 1188

POTM votes cast: 101
Image likes: 32

Images uploaded: 105

Active members: 51
willy
Shrewmkin wrote:
Seylana wrote:
Rofl.. win POTM from quitting my job. Thanks guys!


Pity POTM votes.


It's like welfare payments.
Hanlol
Shrewmkin wrote:
Seylana wrote:
Rofl.. win POTM from quitting my job. Thanks guys!


Pity POTM votes.


Isn't pity the only reason you have friends? It's not such a bad thing.
willy
Hanlol wrote:
Shrewmkin wrote:
Seylana wrote:
Rofl.. win POTM from quitting my job. Thanks guys!


Pity POTM votes.


Isn't pity the only reason you have friends? It's not such a bad thing.


Take a vote.
Jiminy
I feel someone needs to let you know before you go too far, shrewm, that both Hannah and seylana could kick your ass into a place your masculinity would never recover from.
willy
It's been a while since there's been threats of physical violence on the forums. Way to drag us backwards, Jim.
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