Darkshaunz wrote:Fun wrote:I really don't understand this, why bother if you don't even have to click..?
I also do not understand the point, but I've lost control of the situation entirely.
hekate wrote:Darkshaunz wrote:What opportunities or challenges do you hope our Graduate Program will provide for you?*
Correct answer: I hope to discover new methods of innovation, creativity and productivity in the Graduate Program. I wish for the opportunity to demonstrate my capability to work in a team context, learn leadership skills, and multi-skill myself. In this modern age of unbridled and constantly evolving industry mechanics , an individual needs to be able to do everything efficiently, effectively and emphatically.
Challenges are something I thrive on, like a hungry venus flytrap that has blossomed beside the carcass of a freshly slaughtered lamb. Feed me the souls of those vanquished in first stage interviews, and I shall feast on their essences - transforming myself from a chrysalis of pure and dynamic business paradigms. Unlike the pitiful sea of maggots at the surface of the employment pool, I rise above the rest in my photosynthesizing and carnivorous brilliance.
Dear Mr Dark Shaunz
Your application has been received, and we have actioned it through the appropriate channels. Our human resources drone subhive's initial output indicates that you have a high level of familiarity with the organisation's business functions and culture. We felt, however, that there could have been an increased level of synergy in your abstract, reflecting the innovative interactions between ourminionsemployees and thehive mindorganisation, whereby synergistic dynamic paradigms are generated and mitosis occurs.
Are you available for an interview next Tuesday at 10 am so we can further discuss the synergistic opportunities that this role offers?
Seylana wrote:I finally quit my job on Wednesday! My manager handed in his notice on Monday too so now the fucker is going to be left with nobody! We both gave till the end of next week but I haven't been paid for last week so fuck that.
Outta this shithole bitchessssss
