What didn't happen
As a few of you know, our little alien baby, Spawn, came into the world on Friday evening (a few days earlier than expected).
I managed to stay home for too long so when I did get to the hospital and beg for drugs it was too late for anything other than gas. Thankfully their enormous bath was free, so we ended up having a water birth, which was amazing.
Aedan John, born at 7.34 pm on Friday 30 May, weighing 3.18 kg and measuring 51 cm.