Was listening to a bit of classic rock this evening when I caught sight of a flurry of movement from the corner of my eye.
My housemate said she saw a huge huntsman near the couch last night, but when I asked her if she sprayed it she just gave me a blank look and said "why would I spray it?" So I knew this asshole was in here somewhere. I just wasn't expecting him to show himself so soon.
An unhealthy amount of mortein and one well-aimed birkenstock later...
I'm not locked in here with you, huntsman. You're locked in with me.
The adventure was made much cooler by the fact that my soundtrack had just reached "Enter Sandman."
Off to never-never-land, bitch.
BACK TO WORK FOOLS
Hanlol wrote:SPIDERS ARE VITAL TO OUR ECOLOGY PEOPLE.
DO YOU WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY FLIES 100% OF THE TIME?!
I'm sure humans flushing our poop down pipes instead of enriching the ground behind us as we walk has changed our ecology as well, but we (mostly) don't do that any more.
I've made a lot of poop posts lately.