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Bubblewhat wrote:So I finally arrive home from Toowoomba (what a hole, seriously Hannah, get out of there ) and on my doorstep is a nice little slip from the local post office letting me know that a package awaits me. I pondered over the possibilities of things it could be, with secret santa in the back of my mind. Titillating with excitement, I jumped into my car and scurried down the road to see what it could be.
Now the shape of the package was a bit of a chin scratcher. Light, in a bag, with weird hard bits here and there. It didn't make a noise so shaking it didn't work. There were no names on the outside of the package. Without restraint, I opened it slightly to peek inside, with a few words looking right back at me:
There and then I knew that this was going to be an interesting and practical gift, however I had to wait until the end of the day to finally unwrap it. And boy was the wait worth it.
My first reaction was "OMG I hope it fits". I actually said "Oh my God". Whatever God it was, I certainly was about to please it in my new outfit.
WARNING: FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE NOT SAFE FOR PEOPLENB: Cane not included
My only hope now is that I can complete the ensemble with a delicious pair of sexy stilettos and some fishnets!
Thanks Simon, I will certainly be putting this to good use very soon
Merry Christmas everybody!