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Congratulations go to Bubblewhat for winning Post of the Month for December 2013.

Below is the post in its entirety. The original post: 'Re: Secret Santa 2013!!'.

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Bubblewhat wrote:
So I finally arrive home from Toowoomba (what a hole, seriously Hannah, get out of there :D ) and on my doorstep is a nice little slip from the local post office letting me know that a package awaits me. I pondered over the possibilities of things it could be, with secret santa in the back of my mind. Titillating with excitement, I jumped into my car and scurried down the road to see what it could be.

Now the shape of the package was a bit of a chin scratcher. Light, in a bag, with weird hard bits here and there. It didn't make a noise so shaking it didn't work. There were no names on the outside of the package. Without restraint, I opened it slightly to peek inside, with a few words looking right back at me:

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There and then I knew that this was going to be an interesting and practical gift, however I had to wait until the end of the day to finally unwrap it. And boy was the wait worth it.

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My first reaction was "OMG I hope it fits". I actually said "Oh my God". Whatever God it was, I certainly was about to please it in my new outfit.

WARNING: FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE NOT SAFE FOR PEOPLE

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NB: Cane not included


My only hope now is that I can complete the ensemble with a delicious pair of sexy stilettos and some fishnets!

Thanks Simon, I will certainly be putting this to good use very soon ;)

Merry Christmas everybody!
Twelve
And in third place we have Shrill with the post: 'Gummi Bears of Doom'.

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Shrill wrote:
Step 1. Lack sanity and decency.

Step 2 Acquire Vodka and Gummi Bears. I used half the apple and half the skyy because that's what I had in my cupboard of happiness.

Step 3 Allow them to socially interact like so...

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Step 4: Place them in a cold dark place, or a cold light place, depending on your personal view as to whether the lights stay on when you close the door.

Note: At room temperature the alcohol will dissolve the gummis and make something resembling unicorn spew.

Step 5: Leave to absorb alcohol for 4-5 days.

Step 6: Repeatedly open fridge door and stare longingly at gummi bears. Shake tub once in a while in the delusion that you are adding value.

Step 7: Acquire corn flour. Get the gluten free stuff if you are hosting a party, as these are toxic enough without surprise side effects.

Step 8: Sample slimy sticky gummi bears. Note that they taste like burning death. If they don't then you wussed out on the alcohol content. Pussy!

Step 8: Apply cornflour liberally to gummi bears.

Note: Some Gummi bears will look like they are performing inappropriate acts in groups of 2-3. Separate them and give them stern warnings. Possibly include religion.

Note: You cannot use proper cornflour in the kitchen without looking like an anthrax bomb exploded. Accept it. Accept that everything you wear for the next week will look like you have a cocaine habit. That shit is dire to clean up.


Step 9: Leave cornflour encased gummis to think about what they have done for a day.

Note: Try a gummi at this point. The burning taste has been replaced with drymouth beyond imagining. That cornflour is serious stuff...

Step 10: Dump a handful of gummis into a sieve or equivalent. Beat the crap out of them until most of the cornflour has fallen off. repeat for the rest of the gummis.

Step 11: Throw Caster sugar over the gummis. Without the caster sugar they still come off a bit dry and lifeless from the cornflour.

Here's 8 I created earlier!

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As you can see I was unable to save the green and red gummis from unsavoury behaviours and so I don't believe there is place for them in gummi heaven.

I am not sure what issues it will cause bringing these to a new years party where kids are allowed...
Twelve
Which now brings us to our Posters of the month. These are the people that received the most overall votes for their posts throughout the month.

1) Darkshaunz with a total of 29 votes

2) Spoon with a total of 12 votes

3) Bubblewhat with a total of 8 votes

Congratulations to all the winners and we hope to see even more quality content from everyone next month!
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