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Shrill
Step 1. Lack sanity and decency.

Step 2 Acquire Vodka and Gummi Bears. I used half the apple and half the skyy because that's what I had in my cupboard of happiness.

Step 3 Allow them to socially interact like so...

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Step 4: Place them in a cold dark place, or a cold light place, depending on your personal view as to whether the lights stay on when you close the door.

Note: At room temperature the alcohol will dissolve the gummis and make something resembling unicorn spew.

Step 5: Leave to absorb alcohol for 4-5 days.

Step 6: Repeatedly open fridge door and stare longingly at gummi bears. Shake tub once in a while in the delusion that you are adding value.

Step 7: Acquire corn flour. Get the gluten free stuff if you are hosting a party, as these are toxic enough without surprise side effects.

Step 8: Sample slimy sticky gummi bears. Note that they taste like burning death. If they don't then you wussed out on the alcohol content. Pussy!

Step 8: Apply cornflour liberally to gummi bears.

Note: Some Gummi bears will look like they are performing inappropriate acts in groups of 2-3. Separate them and give them stern warnings. Possibly include religion.

Note: You cannot use proper cornflour in the kitchen without looking like an anthrax bomb exploded. Accept it. Accept that everything you wear for the next week will look like you have a cocaine habit. That shit is dire to clean up.


Step 9: Leave cornflour encased gummis to think about what they have done for a day.

Note: Try a gummi at this point. The burning taste has been replaced with drymouth beyond imagining. That cornflour is serious stuff...

Step 10: Dump a handful of gummis into a sieve or equivalent. Beat the crap out of them until most of the cornflour has fallen off. repeat for the rest of the gummis.

Step 11: Throw Caster sugar over the gummis. Without the caster sugar they still come off a bit dry and lifeless from the cornflour.

Here's 8 I created earlier!

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As you can see I was unable to save the green and red gummis from unsavoury behaviours and so I don't believe there is place for them in gummi heaven.

I am not sure what issues it will cause bringing these to a new years party where kids are allowed...
Fork
Damn that sounds amazing, but there's so much prep! I might still have to do it though..
Shrill
Fork wrote:
Damn that sounds amazing, but there's so much prep! I might still have to do it though..


The trick is buying the gummi bears in a tub. It is like they are trapped and at the mercy of your alcoholic concoctions.

I am thinking of going all apartheid on the next lot and seperating them by colour, then applying malibu to the green, contreau to the orange and so on.

Yellow gummis are getting Chartreuse. Just because.
Shrill
SilverClaw wrote:
How much alcohol was absorbed by the plumb bears?

Do they work as intended?


I would imagine it was just shy of a litre. There wasn't a lot of science involved, just leftover vodka.

Here is a bear before and after nutrification.

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Yes nutrification is a word!

And you can feel the vodka doing you good when you eat a bear. But so far I haven't tried to get drunk on them. That happens New Years.
Fork
I floated the idea with the lady last night, and she's on board to make a massive gummi bear drunken batch for New Years.

Pretty damn excited!
Wiing
foot for scale?
Fork
I put vodka on my gummi bears earlier today, just had a look and they have all seemed to merge into each other. Normal?
Fork
Just coated ours in corn flour, makes them taste pretty shit.

Currently sitting in the fridge again until tomorrow, where I'll shower them in sugar and love - then hopefully they'll be edible.

Almost the entire container had also melded together, took a lot of sexy hand action to rip them apart but they mostly separated fine.. though it was one hell of an orgy.
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