Below is the post in its entirety. The original post: 'Re: Noah'.
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Darkshaunz wrote:An excommunicated Roman General is on a mission by God to save him and his family from the floodpocalypse. During his trials to build a ship so inadequately furnished for the impending biological shitstorm, he will count on his family of gifted individuals to aid him:- A wife who was formerly the love interest of a giant green abomination, a son who is actually the firstborn of Poseidon, an adopted daughter who is gifted in the ways of sorcery - and a grandfather who is an escaped serial killer. Travel with Maximus Decimus Meridius, as he and Hannibal Lecter learn the ways of nautical engineering - using vaguely scribed blueprints and constant metaphorical allusions to the Judeo-Christian supreme entity.
With enough oscars between them to power a stargate all the way to the Pegasus galaxy - Paramout Pictures presents, NOAH.