Great work everyone!
Our journey in Turn 1 can be best described in the following:
1) Wow the damned adds are what is killing us
2) Hey, let's just ignore the add phase and go BALLS DEEP on the split
3) FUCK YOU COBRA COMMANDER
4) Sanic Jew Mode engaged
5) Suddenly ADS Senior is mad
Grats to Sanic the megajew for winning 2 Allagan pieces in one shot.
Kill me now (it did).