The First Brood Hive: Over 500 pages of Drone Hiving
(There be gems in here. Beware - the ancient site be large and unruly!)
The Second Brood Hive: 198 pages of eternal agony
Twelvians at work.
Firstly, a warm welcome to all the new Twelvians that have recently signed up to join our loving community. This is the Drone Hive, where all employed persons (regardless of their station) are encouraged to share their stories, mundane updates, daily drudgery and other psychobabble from their working life. In this thread, all Drones are recognized as being equal in their sharing of soul shattering stories and tales of torment. It is my hope that this thread will alleviate and soothe the pandemonium that all participants of the rat-race inevitably face every working day.
I urge you to sign up to the drone roster (check the format below) - and join the mindless ranks of crystal-harvesting Drones!
There is pretty much only one rule for this thread: Keep the pictures/links Safe for Work.
Hive Drone Roster
"Uniting all Twelvian Hive Clusters"
of Hive Malazer
Hive Specialization: Brochure & graphic design, proposal drafting, report administration & webmaster.
Actual Title: Senior Operations Executive
of Hive Mega Internets
Hive Specialization: Programming and team management.
Actual title: Lead Developer
of Hive "Fuck I Hate Everyone"
Hive Specialization: Code Monkey and troll extraordinaire
Actual Title: Programmer (iOS Specialist)
of Hive (We have a company panda) Press
Hive Specialisation: In your English, fixing your spellings. Also project management of books from manuscript to print.
Actual Title: Managing Editor, Academic & Professional
of Hive Cusco Systems
Hive Specialisation: Plugging shit into other shit
Actual Title: Lab Administrator (no lab coat though )
of Hive Oh Ess Eff
Hive Specialisation: All tasks complete after thirty minutes, playing computer games for the following eleven hours.
Actual Title: Security Officer
of Hive Magna International
Hive Specialisation: Babysitting
Actual Title: Account Manager
of Specialty Gelato Bird Hive
Hive Specialisation: Feeding the world's caffeine addiction, one double shot soy mocha at a time.
Actual Title: Barista/All-rounder/Dishpig/Sexy Man Coffee Server
of Specialty German Diesel powerhouse hive
Hive Specialisation: Looking busy
Actual Title: National electronics training manager.
of Hive Mountcastle Pty Ltd
Hive Specialisation: Amending the shortcomings of Australia's uneducated.
Actual Title: Assistant to Head of Sales
of Hive Green Shirt Fresh Army
Hive Specialisation: Whipcracking King of the Aisle
Actual Title: Night Operations Manager/Captain.
of Hive Government Lackey
Hive Specialisation: Several rotations over the next 10 months - programming, network management, I.T. stuff
Actual Title: I.T. Graduate for the Australian Bureau of Statistics
of Hive Castle Fortinet
Hive Specialisation: IT Infrastructure Design Architect, enticing people to do what I want.
Actual Title: IT Infrastructure Manager
of the Fitness World Hive
Hive Specialisation: Helping people achieve their fitness goals and pushing them to & beyond their limits!
Actual Title: Personal Trainer.
of Hive Corporate Douche bags
Hive Specialisation: Not giving a fuck
Actual Title: Electrical Instrumentation Technician
of Hive Lindt Chocolate Land
Hive Specialisation: Making the world fat and caffeinated with a smile on my face.
Actual Title: Barista/Cafe/Retail Wizard
of Hive 2K Australia
Hive Specialisation: Making games and shit, yo
Actual Title: System Designer
of Hive Make your own fucking lunch
Hive Specialisation: Getting paid to scream and throw things like a spoilt child
Actual Title:Sous Chef
of Hive SAS
Hive Specialisation: Helping the governments steal all your informations
Actual Title: Consultant
of Hive skyscanner
Hive Specialisation: Creating the tubes that funnel + aggregate flight price data and drinking fine scotch
Actual Title: Database Developer
of Hive Animal Logic
Hive Specialisation: Deleting all the files
Actual Title: Data Technician
of Hive Channel 7/Home & Away
Hive Specialisation: I give hot women shit to hold
Actual Title: Assistant Standby Props also Freelance Lighting & Camera)
of Hive Mentor Graphics
Hive Specialisation: Staring at a computer screen, head in my hands, wondering how the world functions with people that are so stupid and clueless.
Actual Title: Senior Consultant
of Hive Apple Pty Ltd
Hive Specialisation: Develop and build relationships with our channel partners
Actual Title: iOS Area Sales Manager
of Hive Best Bar Reinforcements
Hive Specialisation: Maths and getting the blame for everything
Actual Title: Scheduler/Rebar Detailer
of Multiple Hospitals
Hive Specialisation: Knowledge & Stuff
Actual Title: Assoc. Professor
of Hive GIO Insurance
Hive Specialisation: Servicing your special needs and enquiries
Actual Title: Sales and Service Consultant
of Hive Some Shitty Pub
Hive Specialisation: Fuelling Australia's Gambling Problems and Alcoholism
Actual Title: Bartender/Gaming Assistant
of Hive Square-Enix
Hive Specialisation: Browsing Reddit and coming up with interesting names to replace what the devs want to use
Actual Title: Translator/Localizer
of Hive Some Online Advertising Company
Hive Specialisation: Creation and optimisation of online advertising campaigns using whatever marketing channels are required.
Actual Title: Digital Marketing Consultant
of Hive Multiple Nailing
Hive Specialisation: Destroying wood and metal stuff
Actual Title: They still haven't told me.…
of Hive Financial Synergy
Hive Specialisation: ...I actually don't know yet
Actual Title: Graduate consultant
of Hive Largest Mining Company on Earth
Hive Specialisation: Applying common sense, developing maintenance strategy from real time monitoring parameters of equipment component health.
Actual Title: Superintendent Engineering - Mobile Equipment
Formatting Code for the Roster
(If you are a new Drone, please reply to this thread using the following code)
[i]of Hive (Your company name here)[/i]
[b]Hive Specialisation:[/b] (Your day to day job task)
[b]Actual Title:[/b] (Your job title, or what your namecard says you are)