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Spoon
They are literally printing money at this point.

This has to be one of the best scams of recent times because they don't actually have any requirement to deliver anything, these are all just donations to the Star Citizen employee bank accounts
thorment
So I was admiring this ship earlier when I stumbled upon the exploration minigame near the bottom of the transmission



It's very neat and it shows some possibilities of what exploring the persistent universe will let us stumble upon... I've gotten as far as after the jump point

I was about halfway when I realised the red dots are actually points where other players stopped due to losing fuel/morale
thorment
Who knows what they're thinking? Perhaps one of the devs had a masturbatory fantasy of being Petra. Who knows maybe there's a lecture room, bunk beds and maybe even the shower...
Darkshaunz


Good afternoon pilots, just an update on the Twelve Fleet so far:

So far we have 9 registered and pledged Twelve space pilots, with a combined fleet worth of about USD $1,800. This is a very high net worth for a relatively small fleet! Thanks to everyone that has pledged so far, and I hope to see a few more Twelvians looking into this game as we welcome the year 2015. If any of the current pledgers know friends or people that are interested in space sims, do direct them to the game (and to our Syndicate).

Total Ships: 11

Ground Assault: 1
Strategic Bomber: 1
Trading/Mercantile: 1
Exploration: 2
Air Superiority: 3
Multirole/Patrol Craft: 3

Currently, we are actually just looking for people to:

i) Buy a basic game package (USD$35) and register for the Twelve corp.
ii) Help in manning a gunnery position in our numerous multi-crew vessels.

We're quite serious about this space game which technically doesn't exist yet, so if you're hesitant - just know that there are plenty of Twelve-owned vessels that you will be able to be a crew member of. Participate in missions, skirmishes and other fleet activities - without needing to even own a ship.

As of writing, Star Citizen has over 700,000 registered users - pledging a total sum of USD $69,000,000.

- Shaunz
Fun
Funtech Space Industries is looking to hire a crew member for general purpose space things. The successful applicant will have a unique opportunity to be my
slave
second in command aboard my Drake Industries Cutlass.

The following criteria are applicable and non-negotiables for the position :

- Must be female
- Must bear a passing resemblance to Olivia Wilde; or be Olivia Wilde

Funtech Space Industries look forward to receiving your applications!
Fork
I wouldn't hate having a character that looks like Olivia Wilde, or one that is actually Olivia Wilde.

The things I'd make her do.. like iron Fun's uniform and scrub his toilet.

Awww yeah.
kiral
Spoon wrote:
They are literally printing money at this point.

This has to be one of the best scams of recent times because they don't actually have any requirement to deliver anything, these are all just donations to the Star Citizen employee bank accounts


I agree.

It's an interesting business model for this game. Continually release little snippets of cool videos and graphics, and let the viewer fill in the blanks with their imagination and make the game seem really amazing. The end goal isn't actually releasing the game, it's just working out how to milk as much money as possible out of everyones pockets.

Once this game is released it will be quickly forgotten because our imaginations are much better than anything they could possibly make.

It's almost in their best interest to not release the game.
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