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Malieus
Hi, I am a west aussie, just pre ordered GW2 and look for a guild to play with when I get on during the head start.

I used to play WoW since BC, stoped just before release of Cata and came back twice to see what it was about (playing currrently to tick time over before GW2)

I also tried out Rift (Seemed a bit clunky for my liking) and played SWOTOR loved it (Best Multiplayer Singleplayer game ever!!!)

I also own a heap of other games like D3 and CS:S so if you ever are desperately bored try contacting me (Steam: Malieus), ask for other contacts if you need.

Here is my Display Name (Malieus.7053), Play with me maybe?

P.S. First three people to ask a single question will get balls out honest answers.
Salin
Greetings Malieus,

Welcome to Twelve, we have quite a few guild members from West Aus.

If you had to choose one tentacle on an octopus to satisfy your sexual hunger with, which one would it be? Draw a picture and upload it to our gallery to aid you in answering this question. :)

Feel free to browse our wonderful forums, and join in the many discussions over at our gw2 subforum.

Welcome to 12 :)
Cakes
Salin wrote:
Greetings Malieus,

Welcome to Twelve, we have quite a few guild members from West Aus.

Yes our head Cutlery are from West Aus, you should meet up for fun times?

Salin wrote:
If you had to choose one tentacle on an octopus to satisfy your sexual hunger with, which one would it be? Draw a picture and upload it to our gallery to aid you in answering this question. :)

After you upload it to our gallery post it here for us all to marvel at :thumbleft:

Alright new guy, you have a decision to make:
You are a gentleman stranded in the desert, and then you die. What items would your body be found with?
A) Knife, Bow, 1 Quiver of arrows (some used).
B) A water canister, 1 pack of dried meat rations.
C) A tophat, monocle, and tobacco pipe.

- Cakes
Malieus
Salin wrote:
If you had to choose one tentacle on an octopus to satisfy your sexual hunger with, which one would it be? Draw a picture and upload it to our gallery to aid you in answering this question. :)


Give me a few days to draw something up and get it scanned/shooped appropriatly. consider this an I.O.U, one homemad tentical porn picture.

Cakes wrote:
Alright new guy, you have a decision to make:
You are a gentleman stranded in the desert, and then you die. What items would your body be found with?
A) Knife, Bow, 1 Quiver of arrows (some used).
B) A water canister, 1 pack of dried meat rations.
C) A tophat, monocle, and tobacco pipe.

- Cakes


The answer is C, because I would have lost the knife, broken the bow using it as a walking stick, fired all the arrows trying to kill lizards, drank the water eaten the meat all before death.

Plus a true Gentleman never goes anywhere without his Tophat, monocle and a pipe to smoke. EVEN the afterlife.
Cakes
Malieus wrote:
Salin wrote:
If you had to choose one tentacle on an octopus to satisfy your sexual hunger with, which one would it be? Draw a picture and upload it to our gallery to aid you in answering this question. :)


Give me a few days to draw something up and get it scanned/shooped appropriatly. consider this an I.O.U, one homemad tentical porn picture.

As Wastey said, MSpaint is what you should use. Somewhat of a tradition around these here parts.
Here is a link of the folder where they've been uploaded:
http://imtwelve.com/gallery/?category=19&tag=&order=0
Darkshaunz
Welcome to Twelve, Malieus.

Laughed at your description of SWTOR, that game sure got it rough at the end.

I like you because you've already mentioned homemade tentacle porn in your second post.

Looking forward to this carnal masterpiece of yours.
Hanlol
Buenos Dias Boobie's?

That's what I'm reading it as regardless.

Hi new person, welcome. I'm sure you'll love us, as we're amazing and Cuntingly awesome :)
Malieus
I work at a bottleshop as the chief dispensor{Sales AssAnt} of liquid bread (its good for you), and I study Network Admin, but i also have a background in Graphic Design.
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