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Samael
Hey guys,

My Name is Sam and i'm 21 years old.

I am a student of University of Technology studying business (mostly because i can't art for crap), And hoping move on to open my own firm as a dietitian.

I enjoy conducting cruel and unusual experiments on myself in order to persue my quest in cheating at life and at getting healthy, so i can spend more time gaming!

I've been gaming since before i could walk and probably will continue to do so until that time comes around again.

Some introductory facts about me that you guys might enjoy include:

I was born in northen Kiev, Ukraine (Yes i am a mutant)

My full and proper documented, totally legalised name is Semen (thank you parents)

I enjoy playing piano/ocarina/cello/guitar, spinning poi/staff, Making wierd and extremely illicit wood/metal-work innovations, and pretending im a superhero via blanket and underpants. (+ more derpy quirks)

To be honest i've played some MMO's (GW1, 1 week of WoW & too many f2p's to mention) though never seriously and have never been part of a group/clan/guild


So i'm kinda new and all nervous and anxious and want to meet and befriend all you wierdos. :D

As to why i want to become a Twelvian.….well other than that you guys kick-ass, i don't think there is anything more awesome than an actopus with a trident as a logo ('cept maybe a dinosaur in batman gear) :batman:

So heres to hoping that i can break into this awesome community and that this little asuran necromancer will be seeing you all soon in some shedding of blood and tears, and the execution of wild shenanigans.

Looking forward to meeting you all chatting idly and giving bad dating advice.

Semen out :salute:
Fork
Welcome!

In MSPaint, draw a dinosaur in Batman gear standing on the rooftops of Gotham City. Bonus points for adding in extra characters!

On average, how much horse semen do you guzzle per year?

Would you ever join a camel's teaparty where bowling balls are the teacups and rhinoserous tears are the tea?
Darkshaunz
Welcome to Twelve, Semen.

You should thank your parents, because Semen is an awesome name. For example, if you punched someone in the face - that guy will have to tell his friends that "Semen punched my face" (hilarious because it seems like you ejaculated so hard onto his face that he got a black eye from it). It's also amazing when you're late to board an airplane. You know that hot air stewardess is blushing when she has to announce, "Would Semen please report to gate 30 to board flight 251 to my vagina".

We're extremely juiced to have you, in fact - we just recruited a Singaporean called Kummy last night. I am sure when the two of you meet, we will have a bukakke of great adventures. You can be assured that you won't hear the end of how awesome your name is, in a way - every guy here has already met you (when we hit puberty). You're kind of like the Twelvian that's always been within us, which is a special connection few of our members can claim.

Samael wrote:
As to why i want to become a Twelvian.….well other than that you guys kick-ass, i don't think there is anything more awesome than an actopus with a trident as a logo ('cept maybe a dinosaur in batman gear) :batman:

So heres to hoping that i can break into this awesome community and that this little asuran necromancer will be seeing you all soon in some shedding of blood and tears, and the execution of wild shenanigans.

Looking forward to meeting you all chatting idly and giving bad dating advice.

Semen out :salute:


Sam, I like you already. Anyone that respects and loves the Octopus sigil is my friend for sure. Nothing represents love better than a mass of writing tentacles ready to gently caress you.

As for kicking our asses, we'd rather you work alongside us to extract tears from a bunch of horrible random players (otherwise known as "pubbies"). I assure you that we will cause massive butt devastation and also dispense much shenanigans.

I found a real life picture of you (for some reason, I believe everyone from the Ukraine looks like a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.)

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SEMEN IN ACTION.

Once again, welcome aboard to the Twelve Navy, Semen First Class. :salute:

If you would like a ventrilo account, please drop me a PM and I'll sort one out for you. Make sure to check out the rest of the forums too man.
Ethnick
Welcome Semen (awesome name bro)

Shaunz our fearless leader likes you already so i like you. Look around our forums, have some fun and when you get your vent account come say hi we are mostly pretty friendly here. Also where did you hear about twelve? Im always interested to know where people come across us.
Zodiak
Welcome to Twelve!!

You're on a good start. You're funny. You passed reading comprehension. Shock, horror. Your surname, lawl

Are we to assume you're studying in Sydney? Does Lithuania speak the same language as Ukraine? How did you find out about Twelve? Did you play in the past beta? Do you have vent installed and maybe even own a headset?

And yes, check out the GW2 subforms!! Plenty of threads there to keep you informed. Look at moii
Samael
Haha thanks for the warm and sticky welcome everyone.

I'll be jumping around and making my mark ( god the puns will never end) across the forums.

As far as games go in all online games i'm the player who will just in at random times help a player out and disappear. But as GW2 is just so community friendly (and i've always wanted to be in a guild) i decided to look up a guild to join, and stumbled upon Twelve, clicked around for, like, 25 seconds tops, and found that i had hit home ^_^

Just to clarify though i'm from Ukraine i don't speak a word of Ukrainian, though i am fluent in Russian.

I do not at all guzzle horse Semen for

a) i saw it tried on jackass and it looked unpleasant

b) i would not guzzle it, i would sip it politely, and hand it to the llama next to me ( because i'm all about civilization)

^_^
kummy
Hello there!

I'm so glad to know that Twelve is becoming a congregation of male bodily fluids.

And yes, the puns never end do they?
Hanlol
Hey there :D

You seem pretty alright and I like you! Maybe we can swap Semen guzzling stories sometime. What is the largest quantity you've guzzled, seamen? I mean Semen..

Did you play the recent Beta?
Do you play DOTA2(beta), SC2 or BF3? If so you should visit there forums, tell us what you think and have a game with us sometime!

I'm sure you'll love Twelve, I know we all do!
nusteyr
I like the cut of your jib :P Welcome, and as you have already mentioned, jump into other forums and 'do your thing'. When the time comes, chat to one of us in game for a guild invite :)
hekate
Samael wrote:

b) i would not guzzle it, i would sip it politely, and hand it to the llama next to me ( because i'm all about civilization)


Nicely played, sir! Welcome to Twelve
:moustachio:
Cakes
hekate wrote:
Samael wrote:

b) i would not guzzle it, i would sip it politely, and hand it to the llama next to me ( because i'm all about civilization)


Nicely played, sir! Welcome to Twelve
:moustachio:

Definitely :moustachio: worthy. Your presence among the dapper society of Twelve Gentlemen(and women) will result in a pleasant experience for all. A welcome to you fine sir, do return every morrow for new tidings about this and that.
Kat
Welcome to Twelve!

Samael wrote:
So i'm kinda new and all nervous and anxious and want to meet and befriend all you wierdos. :D


I know this feeling sadly. I was very late to the MMO genre (I was a MUD girl beforehand) and they were huge and intimating. I tried to play games with real life friends but they were ever set in their ways (i.e. Raiding) or stopped playing shortly after. My firat real MMO was Guildwars that my then boyfriend brought for me, so I either played with him or by myself. I played WoW like a solo game for over a year, never once doing a dungeon or even a group quest with someone. Every MMO I played, never once interacting with anyone.

My first branch out to met people was pre-release Aion. I joined a local guild and we had a lot of laughs. I won't tell you what happened because I am sure it would scare most people off. No matter all the crap I've been through though since then (and I have been through a ducking lot), it never made me regret it.

Good luck!

Samael wrote:
i am fluent in Russian.


I'm in love! My housemate is thinking of taking short night courses and one might be learning another language. I am trying to convince him to learn Russian and I will join him.

If I do, at least I know someone I can practice on :D

:cat:
Samael
For those interested, love my console games (ps3) so i'll probably be dropping by on relevant threads for those and a complete tosser (SC2) although i haven't played in so long i've forgotten all the hotkeys, and i tried DOTA2 and loved it even though i'm also crap at that. I've most definately played GW2 bets (and am currently in post-beta withdrawal). and i'm sure moore will come up as we go,

@Kat

Haha well this is good, i guess in this regard it might be even more fun questing with a fellow ex-lone-wolf style player. GW was also my first real MMO, and i only played it with my little brother, (Who should be joining up soon as well GW2, along with my best friend for GW2,SC2, BF3, DOTA2 etc.)

PM me sometime for those Russian lessons, i don't claim to be a great teacher but you're enthusiasm and flattery has inspired me to attempt this venture, i've already got my vent up and running ( thank you Darkshaunz)

Btw i assume by the smiley and name that you either love or have a cat.……

I've always wanted a cat.…...a sphynx.…..and call it mew-two.…….and teach it backflips :cat:
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