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Darkshaunz
Hey guys,

Having a blast so far here.

Just came back from Hakone - Mount Fuji in clear view for all to see! It was very cool.

Well, Mount Fuji was naked today, being summer - not much of the mountain's trademark ice cap.

Tomorrow I am off to check out Nakano Broadway and possibly Akihabara as well!
Jiminy
I understood none of that expect for mount fugi having no snow on it. Glad you're having a good time though and don't worry about the forums, i'm taking good care of them.
Darkshaunz
Jiminy wrote:
I understood none of that expect for mount fugi having no snow on it. Glad you're having a good time though and don't worry about the forums, i'm taking good care of them.


Thanks Jim.

Try not to impregnate everyone whilst I am gone.
Jiminy
Darkshaunz wrote:
Jiminy wrote:
I understood none of that expect for mount fugi having no snow on it. Glad you're having a good time though and don't worry about the forums, i'm taking good care of them.


Thanks Jim.

Try not to impregnate everyone whilst I am gone.


I'll try from now on, but i think I already got Spoon pregnant.
Kat
I want to say I'm still jealous, but for the Tokyo trip not the impregnating thing...

:cat:
Hanlol
Kat wrote:
I want to say I'm still jealous, but for the Tokyo trip not the impregnating thing...


Suuuuuuure, you're going to come to the Twelve meet and make a Twelve baby!
Kat
Hanlol wrote:
Kat wrote:
I want to say I'm still jealous, but for the Tokyo trip not the impregnating thing...


Suuuuuuure, you're going to come to the Twelve meet and make a Twelve baby!


Sadly my mind immediately jumped to 'Hmm, I wonder who with?'.

I think it's best I avoid such functions =^ . ^=
Kat
Hanlol wrote:
No need to avoid them! I'm sure Jim would happy to give you a baby :)


Thank you! That's the best anaphrodisiac I've ever seen.

:cat:
Jiminy
Kat wrote:
I want to say I'm still jealous, but for the Tokyo trip not the impregnating thing...


Sounds like someone needs an impregnating to me.

We offer a multitude of services here at Twelve.

1: Downy sperm: Supplied by resident downies Remedial or Beefy. No guarantees on whether the impregnation will actually occur, whether the foetus will carry to full term, or if you will be burnt/become stupider during the process of conception

2: Jockey Sperm: Supplied by resident midgets Spoon and/or Rets. A team deal is available here, giving you a lucky-dip option on who the father could be.

3: Stoned Sperm: Supplied by long term marajuana abuser Silverclaw. The loving will be slow and sweet, but there is no guarantee the sperm will have the energy to make it to the cervix

4: Gigantor Sperm aka the Basketballer: Supplied by Twelve's very own vertically elite member Salin. Conception may be difficult depending on the recipients own measurements and whether on not a ladder is available.

5: The Queen: Guaranteed gay child. Supplied by a pairing of either Cakes and Jin, Cakes and Rets or Jin and Rets. Sperm must be caught during ejaculation by the recipient and manually inserted. Child's physical appearance and mental capacity may vary although results have generally been acceptable.

6: Asian Sperm: Supplied by Twelve's very own tentacled warrior Darkshaunz. The conception ritual is a closely guarded secret, and is not for the faint hearted. Contracts will need to be signed and a fee of 10,000 bowls of chicken rice is incurred if the stud is displeased post ritual. The child will achieve academically.

7: Dictator sperm: distributed freely by prize stud Jiminy. The loving will be fierce, the conception guaranteed and the bruising temporary. The child will be extremely good looking, but suffer from a constant desire to rule all things great and small along with a lack of motivation to do anything about it. It's generally accepted the child will be a sociopathic predator.

8: Hipster sperm: Supplied by Clownshoes or Funsize... If they deem you cool enough. No one has ever been deemed cool enough. No positive conceptions have been recorded.

9: Rainbow sperm: Extracted from the stomach of random prostitute or Bubblewhat this is a true lucky dip option. Results have generally been good although some children have been less than acceptable. Remedial was conceived via a rainbow sperm donation.

10: Viking sperm: Supplied by Forkbeard the great. Fork must be manually milked as natural conception has almost always resulted in the death of the recipient. The only person to take a successful natural donation from Forkbeard the great was Rets. Children will be fierce, strong and uncontrollable.

Oh sweet it's lunch time
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