Hello

New members please make a thread and say hi! We're not evil or anything, promise.

wobugaoaini Apr 28th, 2012, 12:32 am

I'm Kieron from USA.
I was introduced to the guild by Zodiak.
Hope you see you all really soon in GW2 Beta.

Ryoto Apr 28th, 2012, 12:40 am

Thank God I got to this thread before anyone else.

Listen, you have to run - these people are CRAZY. There's not much more time left!

Also, welcome

Cakes Apr 28th, 2012, 1:01 am

Oh dear god, you've made a terrible mistake.

Would you prefer wine or beer? Note.. This decision is to be made as if you were drinking it from the crotch region of a female.

SilverClaw Apr 28th, 2012, 1:07 am

Does r/SpaceClop/ give you a boner?

Darkshaunz Apr 28th, 2012, 1:14 am

Welcome to Twelve, Kieron!

I heard about you from your friend, Zodiak.

He told me that you enjoy Lovecraftian sensual pleasures, such as those provided by the tentacles of the underworld.

Arrangements shall be made, and I hope you will prepare your body for the imminent tidal force of pleasure.

We're glad to have you on board our GW2 team. Your Ventrilo details will be given to you shortly.

wobugaoaini Apr 28th, 2012, 1:41 pm

I'm scared. =X
I should have heed your warning Ryoto.
Please save me!

Fork Apr 28th, 2012, 5:56 pm

Horses have funny vaginas.

nusteyr Apr 30th, 2012, 10:15 pm

its too late, once your in, you can never get out

oh, and welcome

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