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Matey wrote:
Jiminy wrote:
Before you shave the beard get your head shaved so you look like a real bad ass for a while and see how that goes. Because even though the beard is spectacular, that wave of homosexuality you have draped across your head cancels out any possible intimidation effect produced by the beard.


I do not understand why so many of you cunts have such an issue with my hair. If you feel like you have to attack me then there is obviously something wrong with the image you have of yourself. I KNOW I look good. Haters gonna hate.
#yolo
#dontbejealousyouunfashionablefatcunts
#besthair2014


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Your hair looks rad, don't be listenin' to the haters.

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retsgip
Your hair would look good without the beard and your beard would look better without that hair. You've got this epic man beard and some girly hipster hair. It's a weird combo thats all.
Matey
SO I finally decided it was time to remove the beard. People really just ALWAYS talked about my beard, conversations became bland and I found myself repeating and justifying WHY I had the beard (especially when it's hot as fuck in QLD). Umm, because its fucking awesome?

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This is my beard a day or two ago (keep in mind I have had it trimmed multiple times - if I never cut it I'd say it'd be nearing my nipples).

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Here is some perspective of the length compared to my shaved face.

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That being said, I couldn't let society dictate how I decide to wear my baller facial hair.

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And this is how it will stay for now.

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Fun
I'm bookmarking this so I remember to photoshop it onto everything in the world
Matey
Hunterbob wrote:
Spoon wrote:
How are things in the post-beard world, Matey?

Probably riddled with depression, due to lack of bromantic interactions about hairy faces.


It's definitely a bit of a relief. Took awhile to get used to my face looking completely different. Everyone that knows you is like "You shaved your beard!". Yes, I know.

Now that I'm looking for work it had to come off whether I liked it or not. From what I can see on the Gold Coast the beard trend has passed on.


The main thing I have noticed is that I can go 4-5 weeks now without shaving and it doesn't bother me like it used to. As in, it used to grow to a certain point, maybe 3 weeks, and I couldn't stand it and I'd shave. Now it doesn't irritate or bother me.


Edit: Also I see people with beards that are far inferior to what I had and I can't help but think "pathetic".
Counterfitt
Matey wrote:
Edit: Also I see people with beards that are far inferior to what I had and I can't help but think "pathetic".


but have you retained the mo to allow yourself to revel in the air of superiority out-loud or have you gone back to a virgin landscape and are forced to keep your judgements within?

though becoming familiar with most of you lot I doubt much is kept in for either case
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Matey
Counterfitt wrote:
Matey wrote:
Edit: Also I see people with beards that are far inferior to what I had and I can't help but think "pathetic".


but have you retained the mo to allow yourself to revel in the air of superiority out-loud or have you gone back to a virgin landscape and are forced to keep your judgements within?

though becoming familiar with most of you lot I doubt much is kept in for either case



I shaved off all my facial hair shortly after my post - I am just another plain faced asshole. The decision to shave it all off relates to your recent thread "social norms'. I was looking for a job and felt pressured to shave it off to increase my chances. I also quickly noticed that the 'beard trend' was fading quickly, and no one wants to be that asshole that's still playing with yo-yos while everyone else has moved on to pokemon cards.
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