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Matey
Hunterbob wrote:
Mattey wrote:
I'm heading to Melbourne tomorrow and I'm hoping I'm targeted as a suspicious passenger at the airport.

Twelve drinks?


If this can be organised I'm definitely in. I'll be in Lilydale so I can just train in. At this stage I don't know what is planned so a night would need to be confirmed so I can work around it.
Fork
Jesus christ mate, you desperately need to fix that camera. Then we will be able to see that luscious beardhair in all its glory.

Looking good though! What does the lady think?

I want to be able to braid my goatee with beads and shit, like a real viking.

I now have a new life goal.
Matey
The wife no issue with it. Initially she thought I wasn't serious, and the hair goes through a shit stage where it looks crap and scratches the wifes face when she wants a kiss. But once it got going she understood, and now I think she even secretly likes it.

My initial goal was just to get to Easter, but now that it's grown I can't shave it! It's getting pretty long so my next goal is to be able to go to a Barber and get it shaped professionally. At this stage I don't have any plans to shave it. Maybe the next goal is to lose a bit of weight then shave, considering a beard hides a double chin well :P.
hekate
Ausedragon wrote:
Mattey wrote:
and now I think she even secretly likes it


All men wish that women secretly love balls and beards.

Ftfy

Bain has a beard going at the moment, which he started as not bothering to shave, and now plans to keep until Spawn is born. He's (reluctantly I think) trimmed it a couple of times since I told him he couldn't have a beard longer than his hair because he looked like a bikie (and probably also because he has to deal with judges and shit at work).
Spoon
hekate wrote:
I told him he couldn't have a beard longer than his hair because he looked like a bikie (and probably also because he has to deal with judges and shit at work).


I feel like these are the same point.

Ausedragon wrote:
All women secretly love balls and beards. Its not something they'll ever admit but we all know its true.

Why would women love balls? There's nothing lovable about balls. They're just a pair of dangling 'kick me' signs that sometimes accidentally end up in women's mouths.
Ausedragon
hekate wrote:
Ausedragon wrote:
Mattey wrote:
and now I think she even secretly likes it


All men wish that women secretly love balls and beards.

Ftfy


Ausedragon wrote:
Its not something they'll ever admit but we all know its true.




Spoon wrote:
Ausedragon wrote:
All women secretly love balls and beards. Its not something they'll ever admit but we all know its true.

Why would women love balls? There's nothing lovable about balls. They're just a pair of dangling 'kick me' signs that sometimes accidentally end up in women's mouths.


Have you lost your faith?!
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