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Jiminy
Go to one of those old school barbers and get that shit styled correctly.


I love short back and sides haircuts. Can't stand having long hair there. But having said that your hair looks ridiculous dude. Cut your whole head to like a 4 and keep running the beard. You'll look badass instead of like a hipster faggot who is seconds away from pulling out a ukulele and being shit at playing it.
Matey
Jiminy wrote:
Go to one of those old school barbers and get that shit styled correctly.


I love short back and sides haircuts. Can't stand having long hair there. But having said that your hair looks ridiculous dude. Cut your whole head to like a 4 and keep running the beard. You'll look badass instead of like a hipster faggot who is seconds away from pulling out a ukulele and being shit at playing it.


I can play pretty much any non-classical stringed instrument. So ill be hipster faggot who is seconds away from pulling out a ukulele and shredding like a boss.

heading down to the barber next week to get something going on with my total head.
Fork
Damn son, that's a fucking full beard of beard.

What's your moustache trimming regime?

When mine was full hobo style I needed to use a shit load of wax every morning so I wasn't eating mo-hair with every meal. Now it's short in the middle but I let it grow free on the sides and use a shit load of wax to make it not look like an octopus. Though It's still very hard to eat wider things like ribs, ice creams, or a big black dick.
Matey
I get it manicured every month, full trim off all hair. When it gets to a stage where it becomes difficult to eat food without my mo going in my mouth is when i know when to book in a trim. My beard has been like this for so long that I am getting to the stage of shaving it all off. I'm attached to it now so i don't really know how i will look without it.
Matey
I'm getting over the judgement that comes with having a full beard. At first I loved that people tended to avoid me OR approach me to compliment and talk beard talk. The beard is all people really see now. It's fine around people that know me because they see passed the beard, but it's crazy how much the beard dictates who I am when I meet someone for the first time.

Thinking at the end of November to shave everything but my mo. Have a big BIG filthy mustache for a month or two.
Bain
Matey wrote:
I'm getting over the judgement that comes with having a full beard. At first I loved that people tended to avoid me OR approach me to compliment and talk beard talk. The beard is all people really see now. It's fine around people that know me because they see passed the beard, but it's crazy how much the beard dictates who I am when I meet someone for the first time.

Thinking at the end of November to shave everything but my mo. Have a big BIG filthy mustache for a month or two.


Im amazed out how many people avoid me now because of my short hair and goatee/beard thing. I quite like it as the seat next to me on the train is usually the last one to be taken.

I regularly get asked when entering our building through the private door for my ID if Im not in one of my business suits.
Jiminy
Before you shave the beard get your head shaved so you look like a real bad ass for a while and see how that goes. Because even though the beard is spectacular, that wave of homosexuality you have draped across your head cancels out any possible intimidation effect produced by the beard.
Wiing
Epic beard Matey
Matey
Jiminy wrote:
Before you shave the beard get your head shaved so you look like a real bad ass for a while and see how that goes. Because even though the beard is spectacular, that wave of homosexuality you have draped across your head cancels out any possible intimidation effect produced by the beard.


I do not understand why so many of you cunts have such an issue with my hair. If you feel like you have to attack me then there is obviously something wrong with the image you have of yourself. I KNOW I look good. Haters gonna hate.
#yolo
#dontbejealousyouunfashionablefatcunts
#besthair2014


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