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  1. "Fun"I really don't understand this, why bother if you don't even have to click..?


    I also do not understand the point, but I've lost control of the situation entirely.

  2. "Darkshaunz"
    What opportunities or challenges do you hope our Graduate Program will provide for you?*

    Correct answer: I hope to discover new methods of innovation, creativity and productivity in the Graduate Program. I wish for the opportunity to demonstrate my capability to work in a team context, learn leadership skills, and multi-skill myself. In this modern age of unbridled and constantly evolving industry mechanics , an individual needs to be able to do everything efficiently, effectively and emphatically.

    Challenges are something I thrive on, like a hungry venus flytrap that has blossomed beside the carcass of a freshly slaughtered lamb. Feed me the souls of those vanquished in first stage interviews, and I shall feast on their essences - transforming myself from a chrysalis of pure and dynamic business paradigms. Unlike the pitiful sea of maggots at the surface of the employment pool, I rise above the rest in my photosynthesizing and carnivorous brilliance.


    Dear Mr Dark Shaunz
    Your application has been received, and we have actioned it through the appropriate channels. Our human resources drone subhive's initial output indicates that you have a high level of familiarity with the organisation's business functions and culture. We felt, however, that there could have been an increased level of synergy in your abstract, reflecting the innovative interactions between our minions employees and the hive mind organisation, whereby synergistic dynamic paradigms are generated and mitosis occurs.

    Are you available for an interview next Tuesday at 10 am so we can further discuss the synergistic opportunities that this role offers?
  3. Ahh a good ole' fashioned Twelve argument. They always progress the same way.

    - Someone says something in a "joking" manner, but any idiot can tell there's an element of truth to it.

    - Someone else gets offended and decides to rebuke the joke.

    - A tit for tat ensues between the two while the usual suspects decide who's side to jump on starting an imaginary but also very real tally of who is winning.

    - It's at this point that Shaunz or Fork will try to "calm the farm" so to speak... It never works.

    - Around the same time Shrewm, will aid which ever side has the potential to be the most offensive and either Kiral Fun or Clown, or all of them will start posting unrelated images and gifs to let everyone which side they support, if any.

    - Hunterbob will somehow manage to make a post that like an armistice at christmas in the trenches of WW1 france, will temporarily make everyone forget what they were even fighting about.

    - Shrewm, sensing the calm will quickly make another offensive post.

    - This will continue until one of the cutlery or shaunz lock the thread or until kiral fun or clown degrade the argument enough by filling the page with gifs.

    What Willy really said:
    Tight shirts are for fags and guys with good bodies. You don't have a good body so you must be a fag.

    Spoon, you're either offended by this because you are indeed gay or you're not feeling like the sexiest tomato lately. I'm guessing it's the latter. Not to worry, you can at least do something about it. Look at Rets, he's a midget, gay and sexy as fuck. Second only to the great Hunterbob himself.

    Also,

    Check your hypocrisy at the door Han, that's exactly what you did to me some years back. You knew it was wrong and apologised. Willy, it's wrong... Apologise.
  4. "Darkshaunz"[quote="Spoon"]I went to the house of one of my employees last night where we drank three bottles of whiskey. The third bottle was definitely a mistake, I am currently fucked.


    2/3, I'd say that's a solid WIN.[/quote]
    Others would say it ain't bad.
  5. E3 2014 - Brace for Next Gen Bullshit
    The special time of the year is upon us, a gaming news buffet wherein the ticks of the corporate games media come to feed and gorge themselves. Demos will be frozen, games will be overhyped and horrible looking head-clamp VR things will be showcased. The year 2014 is the year of the Next Gen, a catchphrase so toxic that it threatens to bring a variety of vague, nondescript experiences into your gaming lounge. Is it so much to ask that we just get good, enjoyable games without needless cocksucking innovation?

    Only time will tell. In the meantime, join us in our E3 Megathread to share your hopes and dreams for the video gaming industry!